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  • humaneflies:

    humaneflies:

    Shaving, brushing my hair, ironing my shirt, and polishing my dress shoes before hopping up onto a spit and slowly roasting over an open flame.

    I’d like to be clear about this. I don’t enjoy being roasted. I’m screaming my head off as I am rotisseried. But hell, somebodys gotta do it.

    (via larrythepistachio)

    • July 18, 2023 (2:12 am)
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